Barnes
H3 Mismanagement Election 2024 – Astonishing Results
This
was a very close run election with final results relying on in-person, postal,
email, internet and carrier pigeon votes.
Grand Master / Mattress
The position
of GM appeared to have been won by Count Bin Face much to OITEÕs disbelief and
she was right. It turned out several of his votes were sent in by the local
primary school and in the end OITE
triumphed by one!
Join Masters / Mattresses
Lionale (Lionel recently re-named) was
elected Joint Master and Birthing
Blanket Joint Mattress once Stormy Daniels had been disqualified on
popularity grounds.
On Sex positions
ChatbotAI was asked what essential quality was required for the position of
Hash Trash and replied that oily fish is a vital ingredient in a healthy diet
so Kipper was elected.
Fetherlite remains as Trail Mailer since
there were no other takers.
Hash Cash
Although
both the Post Office Legal team and Thames Water had thrown their hats in the
ring, no one could cope with the reek of sewage so, to great applause, Double
Entry G.E.A. retained his position. G.E.A. = Good Egg Award which he got
because he is.
Religious Advisers
None
of the jokes told by Jimmy Carr, Nicola Sturgeon or Taylor Swift were up to
scratch so Layby, Legolas
and Scud were duly appointed.
Hare Razor (and True Story
Teller)
No
contest really: D F(lake) Trump didnÕt even bother to
campaign so by popular acclaim Specky was re-elected.
Hasherdasher / Awards
Well,
he was warned that if he insisted on fleeing to North America for the AGM he
might be elected to everything but in the end weÕve kept Stonker as Hasherdasher/Awards. He is
rather good at it.
Upstanding Member
Hash Flash slid in by one vote.
Upstanding Member Support
The voting
on this was unanimous: Proxy. (HF
claims heÕs not in the least bit worried).