Barnes H3 Mismanagement Election 2025 – More Astonishing Results

This was a very close run election with final results relying on in-person, postal, email, internet and carrier pigeon votes.

The Conclave has spoken.

Grand Master / Mattress

It turns out Zelensky is still a little busy so OITE won by a landslide.

Join Masters / Mattresses

Lionale was elected Joint Master and Sandy Fany Joint Mattress as Kim Kardashian came in nowhere.

On Sex positions

Birthing Blanket had nobly volunteered to stand and was duly elected. Kipper was applauded for her Owler diligence and quality.

Fetherlite remains as Trail Mailer since there were no other takers.

Hash Cash

Although Thames Water had thrown its sewage in the ring, no one could cope with the reek so, to great applause, Double Entry retained his position.

Religious Advisers

Layby, Hash Flash and Scud were duly appointed with Legolas bowing out with a final witty round of sinners.

Hare Razor

After several years of splendid story telling Specky was stepping down and RHUM steps into the breach.

Hasherdasher / Awards

Hoorah, we’ve kept Stonker as Award Robes. He is rather good at it.

Farter of the Hash

Proxy sailed in on a windy breeze.

Hornithologist

A brand new position into which Tail End has nestled nicely.